Monthly Archives: July 2015

Life is unfair…


I had one of those sad realization today.

As I was sitting and people watching, I watched a woman walk by.   She was not anything to shout about, but she was not unattractive either.  But her looks were not what made me think.

It was her breasts.

Is was very obvious that she wasn’t wearing a bra, she really did not need one, but her nipples were hard.  I mean really hard, to the point where I am sure that they must of been sensitive.  I am not sure if it was because of the cold, or if it was because she happened to see me.

Well… once can hope.

But it caused me to think.  When a woman  gets cold, her nipples will get hard and sensitive.  Why can the same thing not happen to a man?  Why is it that a good icy cold wind cannot give me a raging boner?  I mean, it’s not like I have an problem with getting the machinery working or anything, but if having a go at it in a freezer or a cold room could make the process last longer or keep old John T up and running for the long haul…  see what I did there?  LONG haul?   Then I would probably be keeping my bedroom at about fifty-five degrees all the time.

It’s just so unfair.